underthe-corktree:

MY LITTLE BROTHER HAD TO WRITE AN ACROSTIC POEM ABOUT FALL FOR SCHOOL

underthe-corktree:

MY LITTLE BROTHER HAD TO WRITE AN ACROSTIC POEM ABOUT FALL FOR SCHOOL

boobiesmcfeels:

“Oh, Harry, don’t you see?” Hermione breathed. “If she could have done one thing to make absolutely sure that every single person in this school will read your interview, it was banning it!” 
- ‘Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix’, Pg. 513

tinyluigi:

A MURDER

The tumblr app sure does use a lot of data for something that doesn’t load pictures
wessasaurus-rex:

Going to a con with your parents 

wessasaurus-rex:

Going to a con with your parents 



Winter Palace (Зимний дворец) in St. Petersburg, Russia

Winter Palace (Зимний дворец) in St. Petersburg, Russia

prllnce:

your pokémon just took a critical hit to the face. it’s still standing, but barely. you can see it shaking with effort simply to keep itself conscious. it knows it won’t last long, and looks to you with pleading eyes. by now, any trainer would have healed it, ending its misery. but you shake your head. “my potions are too strong for you graveler”.

things every highschooler should know

slangwang:

  • slut shaming doesnt make you cool
  • literally no one cares if you smoke weed every day
  • literally no one
  • do not be afraid to make eye contact with people in the hallway
  • thank the people who serve you lunch
  • say hello to the janitors
  • appreciate your parents
  • establish good friendships with teachers who care the most
  • it wont make you a teacher’s pet so stfu
  • stop spending so much time on the computer if you want better grades and more sleep

reversebladesword:

diaborosu:

mechagod:

Bruh….

I don’t think we’re prepared

it says “i was losing at smash bros and got irritated, so i destroyed it” for anyone curious

youngstero:

my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”