Watson just falls asleep anywhere.
Is he on the ceiling? I don’t understand the angle of this picture.
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
so this is what guys do at slumber parties
im 101% sure i saw a few of them with boners
How to play The Sims
- spend 3 hours creating your family
- spend 3 days creating your house
- play the actual game for 20 minutes
- do not touch for 4 months
if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying